Abandonment

Yeah... didnt remember the whole chili thing... Look for a different blog then.

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Swearing is the key to every problem in life, however quizzical it may be.

Xbox Live Lifestyle Tip 1

Shout, "BALLS!" In an open area. Yes, it was funny the first time, therefore it will be funny the 57th.

Retro Review: Jet Set Radio Future

Xbox, 360 Compatible

This is... a bit difficult to classify. It doesn't fall into any genre really, unless Graffiti Skating is the next big thing. But this! This is possibly one of the finest titles Sega has ever allowed to be published under its brand name.

Pros: Killer Soundtrack, Rewarding, Super Addictive, Unique, Makes Rollerskating Cool Again, Good Difficulty Curve, Cel-Shaded Style is nice, New Additions are nice.

Cons: If played on 360, There is slowdown for 99th Street, Skyscraper District can be frustrating, Nonexistent Story beyond "People Destroying Culture", No chance of a sequel, Cop Battles can be a hassle.

This is one of those games. The one that comes around, and only the well-informed people will catch wind of it. And those who do are in for a hell of a ride.

The Goal of this game is to cover the Tokyo in Graffiti. Sounds simple enough, right? These policemen really don't have anything better to do. So they chase you around trying to put a stop to you. This would usually be difficult. But the logic required to defeat the policemen adds to this game's uniqueness. I believe it goes something like this.

Roller Skates+Speed=Fast

Fast+Policeman=Policeman Embracing The Floor

Policeman Embracing The Floor+Spray Paint=Defeated Policeman.

Defeated Policeman+Rollerskating Hooligan=Police Captain Who Has A Gun

I think someone killed logic.

Either way, the skating is great, and the tricks bring along accomplishment.

Overall, One of the best games, I have ever played.

Overall Score: 10/10

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Review: Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing

PS3, Wii, DS, PC, Mobile, Coming to Idevice. Reviewed using the 360 Version.

A lot of controversy went around that this is Mario Kart, plastered with the Sega brand name. I'm happy to report that this is not the case.

Pros: Sleek racing mechanics, Unique finishing moves, Characters choices will please longtime fans of Sega, Better presentation than Mario Kart.

Cons: PS3 version gets the shaft, Too many Sonic characters, Big the Cat, Some characters might confuse newcomers, Items are copied from Mario Kart.

Consider this Smash Bros. for Sega fans. It mixes in well known characters, (like Sonic, and...Sonic.) with fan favorites(Well, mostly my favorites, like the Bonanza Bros. and Beat.). This is much better than Mario Kart, It's sleeker, better graphics, dedicated online play too! The major problem about this game are exclusives. The gifted 360 version contains Banjo-Kazooie(Seriously.),and your Avatar. The Wii version gives you Mii's. Some people will guess that Avatars and Miis play the same way. those people are correct. And the PS3 gets a very special gift, NOTHING. So if you have the option, grab the 360 version.

Overall: Incredibly addictive and worthwhile!

9/10

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Introduction

I don't know how to elaborate beyond this very well, but this is a review website. I will not review every new thing that comes out, but whatever sparks my intrest. YAY.